The crew locate an alien on the Earth's surface, hiding in a shopping mall. Going undercover, they transport to the surface, but find making contact more dangerous than they might have imagined.
On top of everything else that the show has thrown at the screen in the hope that something will stick it now adds some not too bad martial arts moments and the unedifying sight of esteemed TV astronomer Patrick Moore jammed into a yellow tracksuit and dubbed with a woman's voice.
And, believe it or not, that's what's good about this episode. The story is nonexistant, the humour juvenile and the special effects remain impressive.
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Reboot
A time traveller from the future brings information, but the ship crashes and the crew live out their remaining years trapped aboard. Except...
The alternate future with a big reset button at the end is a favourite story convention in science fiction series and so it's no surprise to find it cropping up here, but it doesn't help with the comedy, which is where the real problem lies. It's still crass and juvenile.
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Plug And Play
Discovering a hideout in a poledancing club, the crew go undercover. In their absence, the ship is attacked.
If there was a plot in all of this then we somehow managed to miss it. Putting the hideout in a strip club allows some of the female cast to strip down a bit, but the family rating of the show means that it's the tamest strip club you've ever seen.
The special effects involving the events in orbit are very impressive; about the only thing in the show that is.
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Lock, Choc And Flying Hogs
After a drunken night the crew are all nursing hangovers. This is not the best time, therefore, to learn that the ship is being controlled by an outside force.
The big finale has some nice moments (specifically Sally inside the computer with a nice 2001-A SPACE ODYSSEY routine), but drags everything down with its (literally) toilet humour. It descends to the fart in the lift gag, that's how poor things have got.
A cliffhanger of sorts is set up, leaving the crew stranded on Earth. Hopefully, the situation will never be resolved.
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